Anonymous: the only thing that freaks us men out is the whole blood thing other than that it's smooth sailing
I’m going to be PMS-ing until I’m fucking fifty something and you freak out over something that lasts like five minutes…
Anonymous: lmao so im guessin ur a virgin haha
Anonymous: men do like virgins they got the tightest pussy doe ;) the only bad thing is that virgins get pregnant easier and most men ain't bout that life yo but we also ain't got time for that abstinence shit either it's mad conflictin tho. like we want that shit but aint nobody got time for the settle down and shit especially when there are other bitches ready to pop. so its either your cryin in love ass or a bad bitch that know how to leave in the mornin after she make breakfast. simple shit
Anonymous: Men don't like virgins because we don't want the fucking responsibility. It's annoying. We DON'T want your blood in our beds, we DON'T want the stress of you becoming pregnant. We DON'T want to hold you while you're tearing up in pain. It's a complete hassle really, especially when we're not THAT interested. Virgins are just too much, we'd rather get sandwiches and play Xbox
really xbox… really….
Anonymous: ok so first no eat cow, bahenchod. eat cow = bad. bad. not eat cow. cow friend. cow sacred special friend. so second. stick a real ruby (real, wow, amaze) on ur forehead. this is bindi, bahenchod. third and most importantest, call all ur friends bahenchods. this is special marathi word for 'friend'. they will all love you. also, nuke pakistan at ur earliest convenience. will give you heap big karma, and maybe you'll reincarnate as a cow. and not just a cow but a kshatriya cow.
I was actually being serious…
gettin tuition refund checks like..
Anonymous: I am afraid to do the sex. What is it like to do the sex for the first time?
ummm… idk dude probably something like this
Anonymous: where do you work